Middle East Mission (Part 3)
As I attempted to contact my handler one of the group's leaders (shown here) intercepted me. He attempted to drown me but after a long and valiant struggle I was able to fight off this "Resident". The information now rests with the United States government. What they choose to do with it is none of my buisness but I would not be surprised if this ends up in Guantanamo.
All US citizens should sleep well tonight knowing such capable espionage is being conducted and by none-other than the Future Intern.
No sign of Usama yet but I will not leave this Middle-East until all enemies of the American people are dealt with properly.
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