Monday, June 20, 2005

Middle East Mission (Part 2)

I disguised myself with this bulletproof foam and penetrated an underground group called the "Residents". After obtaining their confidence, they entrusted me with the ultimate truth, one which I am confident the American public should know. The true Weapons of Mass Destruction are a group better known around the world as the "Third Year Residents". It is precisely these "martyrs" who have nothing to lose. Their commitment to long work shifts resulted in mind numbing sexual deprivation and they have become easy pray for promises of 72 virgins in later life. They must be stopped.