Death Defeated

“She was ninety four but she was in perfect health, the doctor at the hospital gave her the wrong medication”
“missed the diagnosis”
“forgot to order this test”
“didn’t know what he was doing”
“gave too much morphine”.


News Flash: You heard it here first.

DEATH HAS BEEN DEFEATED. THE MAD HOUSE MAD MAN KILLS DEATH, NO ONE WILL EVER DIE AGAIN.

Have you heard the latest news? Through the almost instantaneous nature of Blogs I get to beat out the New England journal and be the first to report this. Get ready. People will no longer die, death has been Defeated.

With the tremendous media coverage of the Vioxx and Celebrex scandals I am astounded that no one has reported the scoop. I am proud to be the first to bring you this discovery. In fact, if anyone you know ever dies again I can with 100% certainty say that someone screwed up. It was probably the doctor. Maybe it was the nurse. Possibly even a number of screw ups. Because no one is expected to die any longer, especially not anyone you know.

Regardless of the disease, sorry, that’s not what did it. You see that poor guy with the white coat over there. Yeah that one who’s been here all night, slaved over books his whole life, hasn’t seen his family in a few days all to help your sorry ass. Well, you better watch out for him because he has it out for you.

Yep, it’s his fault!